Seriously, if these babies don't learn to sleep through the night real soon I'm going to have to have gastric bypass surgery. Yesterday I got everyone down for a nap at the same time and was just falling asleep myself when one of the babies started to cry and wanted to eat. Sooo...
I held her in my left arm, held the bottle with my chin and scooped out spoonfuls of chocolate chip cookie dough and shoved them in my cake hole. I was so mad that I had to be awake. Am I an emotional eater or what? Oprah - help!
By the way, you can get a ginormous container of cookie dough at Costco for almost nothing. It makes 80 cookies! (Think how many naptimes and late night feedings that will get me through!).
4 comments:
buff
hilarious! i was always mad whenn anyone woke up when they were supposed to be sleeping...even now if someone naps incorrectly it will tick me off - wish i had known about the dang gone cookie dough - might've eased the anger....we love yall
Linds
Too bad we don't have a Costco! Hang in there!
Love you!
Wow, our Costco in Greenville opens in two weeks!!! YEA!!! But then, you had to go and ruin it with that picture of Kirstie Alley! And I really LOVE cookie dough....oh well, I'm sure Costco has lots of great things other than cookie dough! Love you! Give the girls a kiss!
you always keep me laughing girl though I know it is not all funny to you at times! Praying for your rest!
Blessings
Keltner
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